F         133211
Am        002210
Cm/Eb     x6554x
D7        xx0212
Gm        355333  
Bb        113331
C7        x3231x
Ab        466544
Eaug      x6544x
Fm        133111
#G7       464544
#C        x35553 
Aaug      x03221
Bbm       x13321
#C7       x46464 
Eb        665x4x
Gm7       353333
#Faug     xx4332
Cm7       x35343
Ebm7      x68676     
G?        xxx333


Verse 1

F       Am                          Cm/Eb
It's a god-awful small affair
           D7
To the girl with the mousy hair
Gm         Bb                                 C7
   But her mummy is yelling "No"
                                               F
And her daddy has told her to go

But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen

Pre-Chorus

Ab       Eaug                              Fm
But the film is a saddening bore
              #G7
For she's lived it ten times or more
#C           Aaug                           Bbm
She could spit in the eyes of fools
             #C7
As they ask her to focus on

Chorus

Bb         Eb
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Gm7       #Faug                          F
Oh man! look at those cavemen go
Fm                      Cm7
It's the freakiest show
Ebm7                    Bb
Take a look at the lawman
Eb          
Beating up the wrong guy
Gm         #Faug
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
F  Fm                                    Cm7
   He's in the best selling show
Ebm7               Gm7       #Faug   Bb   G?
Is there life on Mars?

Bridge

F   #Fdim Gm  Ddim Am Bb  Bbm

Verse 2

It's on Amerika's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again

See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibeza to the norfolk broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns

Pre-Chorus

But the film is a saddening bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show

Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?


Enjoy!

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