FAKE PLASTIC TREES
------------------


A     (X 0 2 2 2 0)
Asus4 (0 0 2 2 3 0)
A/#F  (2 X 0 2 2 0)
Am7 (X 0 2 1 2 0)
Dsus2 (X X 0 2 3 0)
Bm11  (X 2 0 2 3 0)


[Verse 1]

A                    Asus4  A/#F  
Her green plastic watering can 
A/#F                     Am7  Dsus2
 For her fake chinese rubber plant
              A    Dsus2
In the fake plastic earth
A                      Asus4  A/#F                                
 That she bought from a rubber man 
A/#F                  Am7  Dsus2 
 In a town full of rubber plans
        A       Dsus2 
To get rid of itself


[Chorus 1]

           Bm11                  A
It wears her out   It wears her out
              Bm11               A
It wears her out   It wears her out


[Verse 2]

A                 Bm11
She lives with a broken man 
A/#F               Am7  Dsus2  
 A cracked polystyrene  man 
           A         Dsus2  
Who just crumbles and burns 
A             Asus4  A/#F 
 He used to do surgery
A/#F                 Am7  D  
 For girls in the eight  -  ies 
             A    Dsus2 
But gravity always wins


[Chorus 2]

                 Bm11              A
And it wears him out  It wears him out
                 Bm11       A
And it wears him out  It we-ear  -  err  -  ers


[Verse 3]

    A              Asus4  A/#F   
She looks like the real thing
A/#F                   Am7 Dsus2
 She tastes like the real thing
          A    Dsus2    
My fake plastic love
A                  Asus4  A/#F      
 But I can't help the feeling
A/#F                        Am7  Dsus2
 I could blow through the ceil  -  ing 
       A          Dsus2
If I just turn and run


[Chorus 3]

                Bm11              A
And it wears me out   It wears me out 
            Bm11                   A        
It wears me out   It wear - err - ers me out 


[Outro]

                Dsus2
And if I could be who you wanted
            A
If I could be who you wanted 
  Dsus2           A 
All the time    All the time

mmmm mmmm mmmm

Dsus2    A    Dsus2    A (1 strum finish)


thinks it′s better than the others.
[email protected]